Thanks go to tartpants for whipping me into shape over this, and to ailcia for giving this a lookover too. Thanks also go to Morrissey and Belle and Sebastian for providing the soundtrack to the writing of this.

DISCLAIMER: Absolutely not true, and no harm intended.

( Yeah, that’s alright, I will come in. I don’t have much on. )

Last one for the night, I promise.

( By the time he's pushing Carl's door open, his stupid grin is causing cramp in his face and added to that he can feel the elastic of his fishnets digging into his thighs )

I have no idea what is happening in this fic. Sorry for the spam, just clearing out the harddrive.

( He's not as young as he pretends he feels, neither is Pete in all honesty )

Already posted on albion_unbound. I can only apologise for the crackness of this fic.

( Got a joke for you Carl )

Also for the Last Line Challenge.

( It's not a summer of love )

This was supposed to be a tiny drabble for libertinage's Last Line Challenge on likely_lads, but it ran away with me somewhat. For those of you unfamiliar with my crack!verse, this is my Doc and Nudger AU, where Carlos (aka Nudger) is an RAF pilot and Peter is the medic on base. It's part of a (largely unfinished) series, but hopefully it can be read as a stand-alone piece too. Er, enjoy!

By the way, it goes without saying that this is all lies.

( They tell me I was a miracle - miracle cracked around the edges )

Franz fic. I know, I can't help it. Rated 'R' for language and a kiss only. No real paring, perhaps Alex/Nick preslash at most.

I apologise if the formatting is a little odd, my lj client was being a bitch tonight.

Thanks to the various people who helped with this. It was most appreciated.

( Alex can't decide if he's stuck in the 80's or just a wanker. )

Written and posted on my lj on New Year's Eve- Doc and Nudger seeing in the new year in as only they can.

( Read more... )

Ummm. There's no way I can really describe this. Started as a pisstake of my own writing style and became this dialogue monster. Go forth and clickle on the cut.

( I don't remember drinking that. )

for all_the_pies:

Ok, El asked for Carl and a camera, and um, this is what my brain decided to provide. I stongly suspect this is rubbish. It's AU, btw, as if that isn't common enough on this journal!


And yes. I am aware the title is shite. So sue me.

( If he started laughing he might not be able to stop )